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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
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I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a "cell" phone.
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
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Research has shown that laughing for two minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds.
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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent."
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