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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. Anonymous

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Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. Anonymous

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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous

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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous

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$Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.$

Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math. Anonymous

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns

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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous

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You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous

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A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Anonymous

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous

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I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous

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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous

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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous

We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous

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Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times. Anonymous

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When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous

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I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous

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