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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Men are like bank accounts.<br/>
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. Anonymous

Analogies Money Quotes

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous

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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Moments Statements

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous

Phone Stupid Quotes Work Quotes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. That's why we call it the "present." Anonymous

Life Quotes

I wish my wallet came with free refills. Anonymous

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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! Anonymous

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here. Anonymous

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run! Anonymous

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous

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