Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Anonymous
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Anonymous