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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. Anonymous

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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous

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I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this old before. Anonymous

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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous

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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. Anonymous

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Anonymous

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I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous

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Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo. Anonymous

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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard. Anonymous

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My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me." Anonymous

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I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. Anonymous

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