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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! Anonymous

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Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous

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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! Anonymous

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Anonymous

Short Quotes

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. Anonymous

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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Statements

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous

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If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. Anonymous

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Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You're glitter glue. Anonymous

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous

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