Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
Anonymous
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Anonymous
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998?
Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is.
Anonymous