Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
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Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
Anonymous