Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
Anonymous
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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
Anonymous
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
Anonymous