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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements Time Quotes

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away. Anonymous

Life Quotes Moments Top 100

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Anonymous

Money Quotes People Quotes Sayings

I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous

Life Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100

It's alright if you don't agree with me... I can't force you to be right. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous

Drinking Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes

Be happy, it drives people crazy. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Short Quotes

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Life Quotes

When there's a will, I want to be in it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Statements

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous

Questions Top 100

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero. Anonymous

Witty Quotes

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it's time to fall asleep. Anonymous

Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous

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