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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Anonymous

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In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. Anonymous

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Anonymous

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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous

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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous

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We are going to be best friends forever... besides you already know too much. Anonymous

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Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going. Anonymous

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous

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Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous

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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous

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What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. Anonymous

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Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it. Anonymous

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

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