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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing. Anonymous
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Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous
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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Anonymous
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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. - Anonymous
I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate. Anonymous
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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. - Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. Anonymous
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Be kind to people, and if that's too much to ask for then just be weird to people. It's the least you can do. Anonymous
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Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. - Anonymous
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. Anonymous
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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
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How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous
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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous
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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. - Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
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My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. - Anonymous
My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. Anonymous
They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous
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