Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
Anonymous
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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
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