Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
Anonymous
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
Anonymous