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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day. Anonymous

Sayings

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Money Quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

Questions Top 100

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous

Life Quotes Time Quotes Top 100

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. Anonymous

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When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous

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