Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
Anonymous
just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
Anonymous
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Anonymous