Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
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It's really complicated to make something simple, but very simple to make something something complicated.
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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
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I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
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