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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... - Anonymous
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. - Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? - Anonymous
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. - Anonymous
I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous
Money Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. - Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. - Anonymous
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes Statements
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? - Anonymous
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. - Anonymous
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes People Quotes Sayings
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
Money Quotes Statements Time Quotes
When nothing is going right, go left. - Anonymous
When nothing is going right, go left. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Top 100
Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous
Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous
Computers Life Quotes Short Quotes
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! - Anonymous
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous
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