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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. - Anonymous
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old. Anonymous
Sayings
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. - Anonymous
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty. Anonymous
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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. - Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes Statements Work Quotes
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. - Anonymous
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. - Anonymous
Sometime you meet such a prince that you'd rather marry the horse. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes Short Quotes
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? - Anonymous
I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. - Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
Computers Good Quotes Life Quotes
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. - Anonymous
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... - Anonymous
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there. - Anonymous
Good friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they're there. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Good Quotes
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. - Anonymous
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
Know Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. - Anonymous
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous
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