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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. - Anonymous
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. Anonymous
Moments Short Quotes
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. - Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Friend Quotes Know Quotes
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. - Anonymous
I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes Witty Quotes
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. - Anonymous
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game.
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. - Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
Computers Good Quotes Life Quotes
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. - Anonymous
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people. Anonymous
Internet People Quotes Top 100
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything. Anonymous
Top 100 Wise Quotes
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. - Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, order some pizza. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. Anonymous
Facebook
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Moments TV Quotes
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. - Anonymous
Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes

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