Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
A girl called me once and said "come over, nobody is home!" I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Anonymous
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I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
Anonymous
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery.
Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Anonymous