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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Moments TV Quotes

Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous

Animals Love Quotes Top 100

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous

Statements

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous

Animals Top 100 Witty Quotes

Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous

Know Quotes Stupid Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous

Witty Quotes

When nothing is going right, go left. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous

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