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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed. Anonymous

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous

Know Quotes Moments Top 100

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

I'd walk thought fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous.

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Know Quotes

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet. Anonymous

Know Quotes Lazy Quotes Never Quotes

No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Stupid Quotes

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth. Anonymous

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True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true. Anonymous

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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous

Know Quotes Life Quotes People Quotes

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Anonymous

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I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. Anonymous

Animals

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous

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The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous

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