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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. - Anonymous
But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done.
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. Anonymous
Know Quotes Never Quotes Sayings
When you fall, I will be there to catch you.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
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A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.
A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Statements
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! - Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous
Witty Quotes
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet. - Anonymous
A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet. Anonymous
Friend Quotes
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? - Anonymous
Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. Anonymous
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They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius. Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. - Anonymous
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes
I don't have a new year resolution - you don't need that when you're perfect. - Anonymous
I don't have a new year resolution - you don't need that when you're perfect. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
Drinking Work Quotes
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. - Anonymous
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text. Anonymous
People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
People Quotes Questions Short Quotes
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. - Anonymous
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
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