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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous

Know Quotes Life Quotes Sleep Quotes

Those who snore always fall asleep first. Anonymous

People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous

Love Quotes Sayings Top 100

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Anonymous

Drinking

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members. Anonymous

Moments Money Quotes

When you're thinking that I'm thinking of you, I'm thinking you're thinking of me. Anonymous

Life Quotes People Quotes Think Quotes

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. Anonymous

Drinking Man Quotes Sayings

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous

Animals Top 100 Witty Quotes

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous

Animals Love Quotes Top 100

Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous

Sayings

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night. Anonymous

Sayings

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. Anonymous

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