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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous

Computers Life Quotes

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous

Eat Quotes Internet

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous

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Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Anonymous

Short Quotes

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous

Facebook Life Quotes

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous

Life Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to! Anonymous

There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Moments Sayings

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous

Life Quotes Love Quotes People Quotes

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous

Love Quotes

I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous

Questions Time Quotes

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous

Money Quotes Stupid Quotes

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous

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