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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. - Anonymous
No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. - Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. - Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
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Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous
Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous
Computers Life Quotes Short Quotes
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean...
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
Eat Quotes Internet
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Anonymous
Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. - Anonymous
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. - Anonymous
Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. Anonymous
Moments Short Quotes
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. - Anonymous
Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes People Quotes Short Quotes
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
Love Quotes Stupid Quotes
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. - Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
Internet Sleep Quotes
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. - Anonymous
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Know Quotes Sayings
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
Animals Cat Quotes Computers
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous
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