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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous

Internet Life Quotes Short Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous

Sayings

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous

Drinking Statements

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous

Time Quotes Work Quotes

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous

Think Quotes

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous

Computers Internet Think Quotes

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I actually asked for pizza. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Sayings Wise Quotes

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice? Anonymous

Phone Questions Short Quotes

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes Witty Quotes

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous

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