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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there. Anonymous

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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous

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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous

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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating. Anonymous

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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous

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Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could! Anonymous

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Anonymous

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Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Anonymous

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There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Moments Sayings

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

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Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous

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