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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous

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4 out 3 people struggle with math. Anonymous

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Anonymous

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Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! Anonymous

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. Anonymous

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The book of records wanted to give me the record for the biggest liar, but I lied that I moved out of the country. Anonymous

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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. Anonymous

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Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous

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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Anonymous

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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous

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There's nothing better than good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous

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