Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
Anonymous
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
Anonymous
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
Anonymous