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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. Anonymous

Sayings Sleep Quotes Top 100

Side by side or miles apart real friends are always close to the heart. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Love Quotes Short Quotes

I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?! Anonymous

People Quotes Think Quotes Top 100

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Anonymous

People Quotes Questions Short Quotes

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous

Short Quotes TV Quotes Work Quotes

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious. Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous

Life Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you. Anonymous

People Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Sayings

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous

Life Quotes Love Quotes Moments

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous

Know Quotes Moments People Quotes

Near year 2013, resolutions you can keep.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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