Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes.
Anonymous