Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
			
				
			
				
				Beginner pilot rules:
1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
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1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively.
2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory.
3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller.
If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again.
4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash.
5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground.
6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away.
7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
Anonymous
			Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you.  Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
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				When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
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				A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together.  Will you text me?
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				I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
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				My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
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				Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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				I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry.  She washes them, and I let them dry.
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