Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Anonymous
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
Anonymous
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Anonymous
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster so now we have to sit here until the store closes.
Anonymous
I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely fight a care bear for you.
Anonymous