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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing! Anonymous

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

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There's nothing better than good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous

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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes

$I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. - Anonymous$

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous

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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous

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They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous

Short Quotes

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous

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After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up. Anonymous

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