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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous

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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous

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I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Time Quotes

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck. Anonymous

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing? Anonymous

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

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Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous

Man Quotes Questions

When things get hot, they expand, so I'm just getting warmer, not gaining weight. Anonymous

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Computers

To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. Anonymous

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Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more. Anonymous

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