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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

If Monday had a face... I would punch it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Work Quotes

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes Love Quotes

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Time Quotes

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous

Questions Top 100

I love you forever... but I can't live that long. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house. Anonymous

Love Quotes

When there's a will, I want to be in it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Statements

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. Anonymous

Life Quotes People Quotes Phone

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width. Anonymous

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