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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous

Know Quotes Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous

Drinking Stupid Quotes Think Quotes

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes

My imaginary friend thinks he has problems. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Computers

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place." Anonymous

Think Quotes

The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. Anonymous

$Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous$