Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Anonymous
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
Anonymous