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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. - Anonymous
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous
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I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup. Anonymous
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. - Anonymous
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. - Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous
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The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night. Anonymous
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. - Anonymous
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Anonymous
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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous
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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. - Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. - Anonymous
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous
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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
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Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. Anonymous
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People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
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I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. - Anonymous
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
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