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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Fortune cookie: You'll have a better fortune in the next cookie. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more. Anonymous

Life Quotes

That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation. Anonymous

Moments

Out of my mind! Back in five minutes. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Anonymous

Man Quotes Questions

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Wise Quotes

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous

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I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Computers

Don't press your luck, you might pop it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Don't press your luck, you might pop it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Never judge a book by it's movie Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg. Anonymous

Short Quotes Statements

Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Sayings

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved. Anonymous

Math Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous

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