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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous

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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Know Quotes Sayings

The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Sayings

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Don't press your luck, you might pop it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Don't press your luck, you might pop it. Anonymous

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Never judge a book by it's movie Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

Smiles are contagious... be a carrier. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Time Quotes

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous

Good Quotes Work Quotes

Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes Top 100

I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous

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