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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous

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Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money. Anonymous

Analogies Money Quotes

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Life Quotes

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There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

Facebook Internet Life Quotes

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Friend Quotes Short Quotes

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. Anonymous

Facebook Man Quotes Marriage Quotes

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes

$Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous$