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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Top 100

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Top 100

Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible. Anonymous

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous

Life Quotes Moments Top 100

How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous

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I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous

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I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous

Top 100 Witty Quotes World Quotes

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. Anonymous

Sayings

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. Anonymous

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