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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic. - Anonymous
Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic. Anonymous
Witty Quotes
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. Anonymous
Sleep Quotes Work Quotes
Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship? Anonymous
Love Quotes Questions Short Quotes
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Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it. - Anonymous
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it. Anonymous
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You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' - Anonymous
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Time Quotes
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better. Anonymous
Moments
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. - Anonymous
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet. Anonymous
Internet Sleep Quotes
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. - Anonymous
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. Anonymous
Stupid Quotes
I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020. Anonymous
Short Quotes
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late. - Anonymous
They say the best things take time. That's why I'm always late. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Time Quotes
I already want to take a nap tomorrow. - Anonymous
I already want to take a nap tomorrow. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. - Anonymous
Dear auto-correct, that's not what I was trying to say. I'm getting tired of your shirt. Anonymous
Witty Quotes
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. - Anonymous
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking Short Quotes
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. - Anonymous
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it. Anonymous
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I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours. Anonymous
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