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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Top 100
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! - Anonymous
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes Sleep Quotes
Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
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Cupcakes
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Know Quotes Stupid Quotes
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. - Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all. Anonymous
Top 100 Witty Quotes World Quotes
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. - Anonymous
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments Top 100
How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous
Questions
What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. - Anonymous
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Wise Quotes
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous
Work Quotes
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." - Anonymous
In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous
Witty Quotes
A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own.
A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. Anonymous
Moments Short Quotes
When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. Anonymous
Sayings
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." - Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
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