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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If you think nobody cares that you're alive try missing a couple of payments. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. - Anonymous
Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous
Analogies Money Quotes Short Quotes
Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!' - Anonymous
Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!' Anonymous
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I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. - Anonymous
I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. - Anonymous
Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. Anonymous
Phone Short Quotes
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. - Anonymous
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out. Anonymous
People Quotes
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Anonymous
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. - Anonymous
Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. - Anonymous
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there's a small hole in the bag somewhere. Anonymous
Sayings
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. - Anonymous
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. Anonymous
Friend Quotes Short Quotes
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.. Anonymous
Never Quotes Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. - Anonymous
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Anonymous
Moments Work Quotes
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. - Anonymous
Home: Where I can look ugly and not care. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. - Anonymous
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous
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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. - Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. Anonymous
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