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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. Anonymous

Short Quotes TV Quotes

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous

Know Quotes Life Quotes

Never test how deep the water is with both feet. Anonymous

Never Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. Anonymous

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This too shall pass... It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon. Anonymous

Short Quotes

I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too. Anonymous

Short Quotes Sleep Quotes

I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes Time Quotes

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits. Anonymous

Sayings Stupid Quotes

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous

Happy Quotes Marriage Quotes Short Quotes

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set. Anonymous

Short Quotes Think Quotes

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. Anonymous

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