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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me? Anonymous

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You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!' Anonymous

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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it. Anonymous

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous

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I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm. Anonymous

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When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous

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It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose. Anonymous

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Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous

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Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section. Anonymous

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous

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How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous

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I wonder what people do with all the time they save by writing "K" instead of "OK." Anonymous

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I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them. Anonymous

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A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. Anonymous

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When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. Anonymous

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