Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.
Anonymous
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
Anonymous
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
Anonymous
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.
Anonymous