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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. - Anonymous
I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. Anonymous
Animals Know Quotes
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. - Anonymous
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Anonymous
Drinking Short Quotes
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! - Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
Facebook Life Quotes
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Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes Top 100
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? Anonymous
Math Quotes Top 100 Wise Quotes
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. - Anonymous
You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. Anonymous
Know Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. - Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Life Quotes
Me sarcastic? Never. - Anonymous
Me sarcastic? Never. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
It was me, I let the dogs out. - Anonymous
It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous
Short Quotes Wise Quotes
You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
Sayings
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. - Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. - Anonymous
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous
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