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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail. Anonymous

Sayings

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous

Statements Work Quotes

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In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous

Witty Quotes

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Money Quotes Short Quotes

He who wakes up early, yawns all day long. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Statements

Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on. Anonymous

Wise Quotes

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous

Life Quotes Statements Top 100

I'm a ninja! No you're not. Did you see that? See what? Exactly! Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed. Anonymous

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