Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?"
Anonymous
Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?
Anonymous
One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
Anonymous
I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.
Anonymous
I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
Anonymous