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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous
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You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
Sayings
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. - Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already. Anonymous
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All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking World Quotes
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous
Short Quotes
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. - Anonymous
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Anonymous
Short Quotes Witty Quotes
I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said. Anonymous
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... - Anonymous
How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous
Eat Quotes Questions Short Quotes
Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. - Anonymous
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!"
He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!" Anonymous
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