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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Anonymous

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

A day without coffee is like something without something. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long! Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call. Anonymous

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I only want one thing from fake people: distance. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking Moments

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous

Happy Quotes People Quotes Sayings

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous

Short Quotes Time Quotes Work Quotes

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Moments Short Quotes

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous

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