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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous
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I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. - Anonymous
I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake. Anonymous
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My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them. Anonymous
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Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. - Anonymous
Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face. Anonymous
Sayings
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. - Anonymous
Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous
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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. - Anonymous
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Anonymous
Sayings
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? - Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Questions Time Quotes
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. - Anonymous
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. Anonymous
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There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. - Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. - Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. - Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous
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You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. - Anonymous
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Anonymous
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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. - Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
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