Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.
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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
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