Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you're talking and not hear a single word you said.
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He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is icy!"
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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
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I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.
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What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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