Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Anonymous
My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Anonymous
Q: How did you vote this year?
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
I can't finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.
Anonymous
I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
Anonymous