Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Anonymous
I'm not bored of being quarantined, last night I even struck up a conversation with a spider. Turns out he's a web designer.
Anonymous
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Anonymous