Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
Anonymous
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Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."
Anonymous
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Anonymous