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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. - Anonymous
I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?
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I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it. Anonymous
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I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. - Anonymous
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season. Anonymous
Math Quotes
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? - Anonymous
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. - Anonymous
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. Anonymous
Short Quotes Work Quotes
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. - Anonymous
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous
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Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. - Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
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Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. - Anonymous
Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it. Anonymous
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery. Anonymous
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
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