Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
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I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
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My new year resolutions: 1. Stop procrastinating so much. 2. I'll post the rest tomorrow or whenever.
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A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
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