Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?
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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone.
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
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Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
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