Anonymous Funny Quotes
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light is on but you're like "nah, I'll be fine"?
Anonymous
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel!
Anonymous
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
Anonymous
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
Anonymous
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
Anonymous
We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
Anonymous
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Anonymous