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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. Anonymous

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Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Anonymous

Short Quotes Wise Quotes

It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998? Anonymous

Life Quotes

Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous

Life Quotes Marriage Quotes

Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light is on but you're like "nah, I'll be fine"? Anonymous

In America, it is not important how much an item costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. Anonymous

Life Quotes

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine. Anonymous

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My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer. Anonymous

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready. Anonymous

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Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous

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