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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous
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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? - Anonymous
This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous
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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
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Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. - Anonymous
Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous
Stupid Quotes
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand. Anonymous
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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. Anonymous
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Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. Anonymous
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I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it. Anonymous
Going in a teen's room is like going to Ikea. You pop in to take a look and come out with 4 bowls, 6 cups, a set of plates, and some cutlery. Anonymous
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. - Anonymous
The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Anonymous
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I feel the best when I am happy.
I feel the best when I am happy. Anonymous
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Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. - Anonymous
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear 'cheese' so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich. Anonymous
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Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. - Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. - Anonymous
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers. Anonymous
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