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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous

Short Quotes Think Quotes

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous

Beer Quotes Drinking Lazy Quotes

You're like a sharpie - super fine. Anonymous

Short Quotes

I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes

One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. Anonymous

Moments Short Quotes

Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous

Love Quotes Moments

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous

Work Quotes

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous

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