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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. - Anonymous
I used to think I was indecisive, but I'm not too sure any more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Think Quotes
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking Lazy Quotes
You're like a sharpie - super fine.
You're like a sharpie - super fine. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I named my dog "5 Miles," so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Short Quotes
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. - Anonymous
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Life Quotes
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. - Anonymous
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! Anonymous
Short Quotes Witty Quotes
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart. Anonymous
Love Quotes Moments
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous
Work Quotes
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive. Anonymous
People Quotes
Don't press your luck, you might pop it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't press your luck, you might pop it. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Wise Quotes

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