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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary. Anonymous

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous

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Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous

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I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous

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"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous

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Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous

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Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous

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They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous

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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous

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If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous

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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous

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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest. Anonymous

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