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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive. Anonymous
People Quotes
Don't press your luck, you might pop it. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Don't press your luck, you might pop it. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous
Sayings Short Quotes Wise Quotes
Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary. Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. - Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous
Life Quotes
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous
Life Quotes
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. - Anonymous
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous
Short Quotes Stupid Quotes
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
Questions Stupid Quotes
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." - Anonymous
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous
Phone
If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous
Analogies Short Quotes

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