Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
Anonymous
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box.
Anonymous
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive.
Anonymous
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that.
Anonymous
They say we learn from our mistakes, that's why I'm making as many as possible. Soon I'll be a genius.
Anonymous
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
Anonymous