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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous
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Never forget those who helped you along the way... Google, Wikipedia and Dictionary. Anonymous
Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. - Anonymous
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous
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I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think. Anonymous
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They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." - Anonymous
They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous
I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous
I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
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"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. - Anonymous
"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous
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Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous
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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous
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I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. - Anonymous
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. Anonymous
Life Quotes Time Quotes
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. - Anonymous
I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now. Anonymous
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