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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly! Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service. Anonymous

Animals Dog Quotes

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

You're like a sharpie - super fine. Anonymous

Short Quotes

One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes

I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway! Anonymous

Short Quotes Witty Quotes

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. Anonymous

Money Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive. Anonymous

People Quotes

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous

Life Quotes

It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous

Statements Stupid Quotes

Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Wise Quotes

Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. Anonymous

Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus. Anonymous

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