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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous

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"Made with love," means I licked the spoon and kept using it. Anonymous

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Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more. Anonymous

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According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings. Anonymous

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge Anonymous

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I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous

My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. Anonymous

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If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. Anonymous

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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous

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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous

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Hardest thing ever: Controlling your laughter at serious times. Anonymous

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous

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