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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous

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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous

Marriage Quotes Wife Quotes

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous

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I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Anonymous

Short Quotes

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Statements

I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. Anonymous

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous

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