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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous

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If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed. Anonymous

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. Anonymous

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping. Anonymous

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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes World Quotes

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous

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If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous

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I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

Every time we try to eat healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. Anonymous

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Statements

Don't blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Anonymous

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I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

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Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Anonymous

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