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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. Anonymous

Short Quotes

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Short Quotes

You're never too old to do goofy stuff. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I can't wait for that to never happen. Anonymous

Never Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes

Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes. Anonymous

Work Quotes

I don't care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive. Anonymous

Less is more, unless it's kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Anonymous

Short Quotes

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes Work Quotes

I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. Anonymous

Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it." Anonymous

Know Quotes

I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes

Does anyone else rip off their mask after walking out of a store, like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy? Anonymous

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