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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Happy New Year! Here's to another year of binge eating, Facebook surfing, and Netflix marathons. Anonymous
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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. - Anonymous
I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. - Anonymous
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back. Anonymous
Stupid Quotes Work Quotes
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! - Anonymous
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is. Anonymous
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
People Quotes
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. - Anonymous
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes
Does anyone else rip off their mask after walking out of a store, like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy? Anonymous
Questions
I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Anonymous
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water. Anonymous
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now." Anonymous
Life Quotes
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. Anonymous
Teachers are really pirates that are using us to find the "X". Anonymous
Math Quotes Short Quotes
Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Anonymous
Drinking People Quotes Short Quotes

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