Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
Anonymous
I haven't tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor.. so I'm sure I wouldn't like Yoga.
Anonymous
Does anyone else rip off their mask after walking out of a store, like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy?
Anonymous
I'm staying up past midnight this New Year's eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
Anonymous
They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can't make coffee without water.
Anonymous
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now."
Anonymous
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.
Anonymous
Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!"
Anonymous