Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them... They're just looking for their brain.
Anonymous
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper available that people used to string it up in trees to annoy people.
Anonymous
I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find."
Anonymous
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!
Anonymous
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
Anonymous