Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool."
Anonymous
You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
Anonymous
I couldn't work today because I had an eye problem.. I simply couldn't see myself working today.
Anonymous
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Anonymous
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
Anonymous