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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. - Anonymous
When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. - Anonymous
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous
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I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. - Anonymous
I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous
Moments
I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous
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Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Drinking
I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous
Short Quotes
A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Anonymous
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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous
I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous
Money Quotes
That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous
Life Quotes Moments
Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous
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If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous
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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
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If only my teeth were as white as my legs. - Anonymous
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous
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