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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Don't scare me, I fart easily. Anonymous

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous

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Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck. Anonymous

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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous

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I am going to make a very beautiful life for myself, no matter what it takes. Anonymous

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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous

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I hate math... but I love counting money. Anonymous

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Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous

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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. Anonymous

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. Anonymous

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous

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That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous

Life Quotes Moments

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous

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If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous

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