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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Anonymous
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If you like water then you already like 70% of me. Anonymous
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run in and grab a 36-pack of toilet paper as soon as the store opens. This message will auto-flush in 5 seconds. Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. - Anonymous
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. Anonymous
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If only my teeth were as white as my legs. - Anonymous
If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous
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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won't kill it, I'd buy another house. Anonymous
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That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous
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Don't rush me, I'm still deciding whether I'll be productive or not today! Anonymous
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When things get hot, they expand, so I'm just getting warmer, not gaining weight. Anonymous
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!" - Anonymous
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think "Wow, my house looks awesome!" Anonymous
Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. Anonymous
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I'm so lazy that I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries. Anonymous
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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous
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When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous
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Did you know "DIET" stands for "Did I Eat That?" Anonymous
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